Bandolero's Hideout

Seems like things around here happen in spurts. That is, Bandolero has a brief episode of activity, then weeks and months of nothing. This is not really fair to Bandolero’s faithful followers. On the other hand, it’s a fun way to mess with his detractors and enemies and agents of corrupt governments whose job it is to watch Bandolero’s every move and every word. They can’t afford anything less than round the clock diligence, they can’t even afford to blink, for fear they might miss the one key piece of evidence they’re so desperate to find. Anybody who blinks jeopardizes their career, their reputation, their moment of glory. So, Bandolero works below the radar for stretches of time while they watch his blog and see nothing as days, weeks, even months pass. Bandolero enjoys imagining the scene that must take place when finally something shows up on the blog. Agents suddenly scrambling for their phones, checking their equipment to be sure it’s on, their adrenaline suddenly pumping, hearts racing, the worst state to be in when one is expected to perform with the cool calculated calm of a professional. Yes, Bandolero has appeared! Not just the Outlaw Bandolero, but the Guerilla Bandolero!

Hey, guys: Boo!

Ha-ha-ha! El Bandolero has struck again! To his loyal followers and comrades Bandolero says, “Get out your official Bandolero Decrypto-Ciphers and calibrate to setting Alpha-Victor-Zulu at precisely oh-nineteen sixty to decode the secret coded message in this posting, and follow the instructions for your next mission. To his detractors and enemies and agents of corrupt governments Bandolero says, “Nanny-nanny-boo-boo!”

Nearly everybody knows about J. Dawg Chappellicious, so this is for the few who aren’t among “nearly everybody”. All followers of Bandolero (and even those few who aren’t) should be followers of this talented dude. And, as you all know, Bandolero does not confer “dude” status lightly.

Bandolero‘s webmaster, HarpShot, has been hard at work for several days giving the Hideout an upgrade. It’s a new look but looks enough like the old look that people probably wouldn’t notice if we didn’t tell you. So, why? Well, mainly to be able to take advantage of “new” WordPress features that aren’t really new but are new here, like widgets. Widgets are cool. The upgrade is still a work in progress, as HarpShot is never satisfied, but Bandolero is happy.

The new question is whether to merge Bandolero‘s website and Bandolero’s blog, at least in appearance. Both look pretty good, in Bandolero’s eyes.

And, now, back to the revolution!